Post by Seven on Nov 15, 2009 4:16:35 GMT -5
A solitary silhouette stands in a lonesome room. He is tall and lithe, a handsome jawline leading up to a face obstructed by profuse and black-lensed goggles circumscribing a section of his face. Chestnut-brown hair falls neatly in place over his forehead. There is something odd about him, despite the handsome , albeit slightly aged quality to his person. Something troubling. His presence is intimidating, and it feels as though shadows have appropriated themselves about this strangely terrifying villain. He stands patiently, proudly, arms folded behind his back as he waits. At the sense of your presence, he turns, looking over his shoulder first, before coming to face you.
"It has been brought to my attention that during my few years absence, since the time that Seven, the Imfamous AKA, and Pan ceased their role play of the Crystal World, that new characters and worlds have been created. Though this usurping of my clearly grander prowess is crude enough, if such a disgrace were not thoughtless enough, it seems that I have been pushed a step further. That I, Lord Bryant Wasewg, warden of the Wasewg Institution and leader in Other-extermination, should be subjected to not only being replaced, but having had my rightful and almost character defining property stripped from me to be given to another--I simply cannot take this outrage.
"As I have learned, my coat, a thick woolen navy blue frock coat, which I have been seen wearing in my past pictures in Seven's sketch book, has now appeared to be worn by this 'so-called' degenerate floosy, Thrasymachus. And if that wasn't bad enough, it has been hinted that this...this...'half-Guardian, whatever that might be, has been suggested to be comparable (of all things) to me! As you can see, I simply cannot stand back and allow my honorable name to be tarnished and drug through the mud in such a fashion.
"Therefore, Thrasymachus, whoever you might be, I am challenging you---challenging you to a duel!--as it just so happens that would like my coat back now, and I feel it is only appropriate that such an issue is solved in such a manner. If you are anything of a man--which you must be, to have been considered anything like me--then you will face me. If not, then not only are the masses imbeciles (but we already knew that), but then you do not deserve my coat, and as such, I demand it back."
The man--Wasewg--smiles, smug arrogance defining the perfect white of his almost elongated, teethy grin. "I am giving you 24 hours from this hour to respond before I do what I do best--hunting. As this forum is not my home, but yours, I realize you must have a number of little friends around here...so if any of your little friends feel up to the challenge, I invite them to pay me a visit here. It will be...fun."
He turns away once more, behaving dismissively. "In any case, whatever your decision, make it promptly, as I am notoriously impatient and very busy. As you know, I'll be waiting..." --he looks over his shoulder once more, his face obscured in shadows, only the glint of his predatory smile giving a gleam of light--"...but not for long."
"It has been brought to my attention that during my few years absence, since the time that Seven, the Imfamous AKA, and Pan ceased their role play of the Crystal World, that new characters and worlds have been created. Though this usurping of my clearly grander prowess is crude enough, if such a disgrace were not thoughtless enough, it seems that I have been pushed a step further. That I, Lord Bryant Wasewg, warden of the Wasewg Institution and leader in Other-extermination, should be subjected to not only being replaced, but having had my rightful and almost character defining property stripped from me to be given to another--I simply cannot take this outrage.
"As I have learned, my coat, a thick woolen navy blue frock coat, which I have been seen wearing in my past pictures in Seven's sketch book, has now appeared to be worn by this 'so-called' degenerate floosy, Thrasymachus. And if that wasn't bad enough, it has been hinted that this...this...'half-Guardian, whatever that might be, has been suggested to be comparable (of all things) to me! As you can see, I simply cannot stand back and allow my honorable name to be tarnished and drug through the mud in such a fashion.
"Therefore, Thrasymachus, whoever you might be, I am challenging you---challenging you to a duel!--as it just so happens that would like my coat back now, and I feel it is only appropriate that such an issue is solved in such a manner. If you are anything of a man--which you must be, to have been considered anything like me--then you will face me. If not, then not only are the masses imbeciles (but we already knew that), but then you do not deserve my coat, and as such, I demand it back."
The man--Wasewg--smiles, smug arrogance defining the perfect white of his almost elongated, teethy grin. "I am giving you 24 hours from this hour to respond before I do what I do best--hunting. As this forum is not my home, but yours, I realize you must have a number of little friends around here...so if any of your little friends feel up to the challenge, I invite them to pay me a visit here. It will be...fun."
He turns away once more, behaving dismissively. "In any case, whatever your decision, make it promptly, as I am notoriously impatient and very busy. As you know, I'll be waiting..." --he looks over his shoulder once more, his face obscured in shadows, only the glint of his predatory smile giving a gleam of light--"...but not for long."