Post by Rojo on Oct 5, 2009 18:30:35 GMT -5
So, as one of you may know (everyone but Seven frowns and goes 'hey, wait, Rojo went to France? Shouldn't he have posted an abscence thread? That would'a been good of him...hurm...') I went away to the land of Croissants and dogs and pink lava lamps for five days (France, oui oui) to celemabrate mon grandpere's seizeont-cinq birthday. I shan't beshale you with tales of my many adventures where I heroically saved maidens, battled dragons and said cliche things like 'what ho!' and 'hark, ye foul beast!' but I learn-ed a-great many things while there, including something very strange. So, because I'm such a self-indulgent ego-centric prick I thought I'd compile a list of the things I learned while in France. They are as follows:
1. Talking French is similar to Rap music; incredibly hard to do and sounds like gibberish.
2. French wimminz are WAAAAAY more attractive then English or 'murkan wimminz.
3. A dark dark secret about Aka.
4. Lakes are puuuuuurdy.
5. France's castles are WAAAAY better than ours.
6. Did I mention how much attractive French wimminz are? If I did, this is to re-iterate.
7. Dogs like pears.
8. Time passes quickly when there are old people, Scrabble and Super Mario involved.
9. Andy Warhol is a fucking freak.
10. No really, he's seriously messed up. Like, badly. In the brain.
11. Eleven year-old girls hate me.
12. Steak is tasty.
13. The French can cook damn good cakes.
14. 'Pedalo' is not actually a sports drink for pedophiles.
15. I need to get a life for worrying about how many updates to various things I might miss while away.
16. Most of the population of the French countryside are not, in fact, French. They are smug, rich English twits who I cannot stand and wish would trip over their gold-plated doorstops and brake their new golden hip.
17. Pigs are fun.
18. Advance Wars is AWESOME.
19. This list is boring.
20. Stan Nicholls likes his cheesy jokes.
21. I MISS PEOPLE ON FOXFLAME!
22. I ALSO MISS ANIME HOUSE!
23. I want to continue my PnP game.
24. People who read this to the end are either bored or very sad.
25. God in a Sports Car, Wearing Shades and holding a shotgun STILL can't kill the devil, therefor Satanism is the more powerful religion.
1. Talking French is similar to Rap music; incredibly hard to do and sounds like gibberish.
2. French wimminz are WAAAAAY more attractive then English or 'murkan wimminz.
3. A dark dark secret about Aka.
4. Lakes are puuuuuurdy.
5. France's castles are WAAAAY better than ours.
6. Did I mention how much attractive French wimminz are? If I did, this is to re-iterate.
7. Dogs like pears.
8. Time passes quickly when there are old people, Scrabble and Super Mario involved.
9. Andy Warhol is a fucking freak.
10. No really, he's seriously messed up. Like, badly. In the brain.
11. Eleven year-old girls hate me.
12. Steak is tasty.
13. The French can cook damn good cakes.
14. 'Pedalo' is not actually a sports drink for pedophiles.
15. I need to get a life for worrying about how many updates to various things I might miss while away.
16. Most of the population of the French countryside are not, in fact, French. They are smug, rich English twits who I cannot stand and wish would trip over their gold-plated doorstops and brake their new golden hip.
17. Pigs are fun.
18. Advance Wars is AWESOME.
19. This list is boring.
20. Stan Nicholls likes his cheesy jokes.
21. I MISS PEOPLE ON FOXFLAME!
22. I ALSO MISS ANIME HOUSE!
23. I want to continue my PnP game.
24. People who read this to the end are either bored or very sad.
25. God in a Sports Car, Wearing Shades and holding a shotgun STILL can't kill the devil, therefor Satanism is the more powerful religion.
