Be Prepared!

[Rojo]

Be Prepared!
Starring
Malevolos Firestorm


Malevolos: [Enter, through eruptions of flame coming from a crowd of dragons] #I can see that your powers of plotting,
Are as wet as a human’s backside...
But as blind as you are, pay attention,
I shall now my plans in you confide.
And it’s clear from your vacant expressions,
That you’re all as clueless as pigs, [smile dryly]
But we’re talking genocide and murder,
So listen up, you scaly prigs!
So prepare for the chance of a lifetime,
Prepare for revolutionary plans!
A shining new era,
Is tip-toeing nearer…#

Dragon: But where do we go?

Malevolos: #No longer below!
I know it sounds crazy,
Your minds must be hazy,
When at last I am given my wish,
And all humans are finally dead!
Be prepared!#

[Spoken]

Stupid Dragon: Yes, be prepared! We’ll be prepared…for what?

Malevolos: For the desctruction of the human race!

Stupid Dragon: Uh why, are they all sick?

Malevolos: No, you impertinent fool! We’re going to kill them, and that traitorous Saika, too…

Stupid Dragons: Yeah! Who needs humans...

Dragons: No more humans! No more dominant races! [Low vocal singing]

Malevolos: [Impatient] Fools! There will be a dominant race!

Stupid Dragon: But you said that-

Malevolos: [Enraged] Dragons will be the dominant race! Follow me and you’ll never snivel at their feet again!

Stupid Dragon: Huzzah! Long Live Lord Firestorm!

Dragons: Long Live Firestorm, Long Live Firestorm!

[Full song again]

Dragons: [Whilst marching as Malevolos stands atop a pillar of stone] #It’s great we’ll soon be connected,
With a Master who’ll rule with an iron fist!#

Malevolos: [Evil smile] #Of course, by my word, you’re expected,
To take certain duties on board…
The future is littered with prizes,
And though I’m the lord who will lead thee,
The point I must emphasize is,
[Jumps down from his Pillar and lashes out at a dragon who isn’t marching] You won’t get an ounce without me!
[With restored gusto] So prepare for the end of the world!
(Yes!)
Prepare for a devious plan,
(Praise Lord Firestorm!)
War and the Slaughter!
(Yes, indeed!)
Your son and your daughter!
(Send to fight!)
Decades of Denial!
(We Repeat!)
Is simply why I’ll…
(Humans defeat!)
Be King undisputed,
([Rising crescendo])
Respected, saluted
([Rising…])
And seen for the leader I am!
([Rising…])
Yes, my plots and ambitions are bared! #

All: [Rise up on a series of stone pillars from the underground mountain they were in] #Be Prepared! #

[Asila]

*ponders aloud to self* Whoa, I'd never really compared Malevolos and Scar before, but there really are some strong similarities between them. Such as the desire for a better lot in life and the way both of them feel cheated by some young upstart. Huh.

Good job, Rojo! That was a lot of fun to read! ;D

[Seven]

Wow, you did a really good job Rojo. I went to go listen to Be Prepared and read through your lyrics at the same time. They're perfect for not only Molly, but to the actually music as well.

[Rojo]

Thank you!
I need to think of more. I KNOW that Rojo will do at least TWO Aladdin songs.

[Seven]

I was thinking that you could do "Reflection" for Devon, except I then realized you never watched Mulan.

And then I got bored and the idea of Devon singing "some day my prince would come" would be funny. XD I'm so bad.

[Rojo]

I have watched Mulan! It's one of my favourties! Its just when I was small, I watched Toy Story so much I had no time for thought about other films.

EDIT: By the way, don't let me be lazy! I need you to tell me, "Oh, hey, Rojo, I want you to put [Character's name] in [ANY song, though preferably something that fits].

EDIT 2: Ha. "I'm too sexy the aztecs, to sexy for the aztecs..."

[Seven]

Really? Wow. I might take you up on that offer. Though it's funnier just to see what you come up with.