Post by Rojo on Sept 5, 2008 18:02:08 GMT -5
Well, I was listening to Avenue Q's "If You Were Gay" and had an idea to spoof it with Devon and Rojo, so, I got the lyrics up and parodied them. Of course it's not that great (not many things rhymn with dead), but then again, go read my other songs to see some really bad stuff...
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“If You Were Dead”
Rojo: Ah, an afternoon alone with my favourite book: The Saucy Adventures Of Regini Margati!
Devon: Hi, Rojo!
Rojo: [Annoyed] Hi, Devon…
Devon: Hey, Rojo, you can’t fathom what happened to me in the Market Square today. This man smelt awfully bad, and there were flies flickering around him.
Rojo: [Despondent] Yeah, that’s great…
Devon: [Surprised] He was very strange… and…and I think he was dead!
Rojo: [Nervous] Ahem, so, uh, why do I care? Why should I care? What did you have for lunch today?
Devon: [Slightly upset] Well, okay, you don’t have to get defensive about it, Rojo…
Rojo: [Snappy] I am NOT getting defensive! What do I care about some undead guy you met, okay? I am trying to read.
Devon: [Apologetic] Oh, well, I didn’t mean anything by it, Rojo… I just think it’s something we should be able to talk about…
Rojo: [Touchy] I don’t wanna talk about it, Devon, this conversation is over!
Devon: Yes, well…
Rojo: [Touchy] OVER!
Devon: Well, okay, but just so you know-
#If you were Dead
There’d be no dread
I mean, ‘cause, hey,
I like you a-ny-way!
Because you see,
if it were I,
I would feel free to say,
That I was dead
(But I’m not dead!)#
Rojo: [Exasperated] Devon, please, I am trying to read…
Devon: [Stares at Rojo]
Rojo: [Looks up] What?!
Devon: #If you expired, #
Rojo: DEVON!
Devon: #To Death be sired#
Rojo: Devon, I am reading!
Devon: #If you were die-erd#
Rojo: That’s not a word!
Devon: #I wouldn’t be tired! #
Rojo: Ugh…
Devon: #And I know that youuuuu #
Rojo: What?
Devon: #You’d accept me toooo!#
Rojo: I would?
Devon: #If I just said,
“Hey, guess what I’m dead?” (But I’m not dead!)
I’m happy
Just being with youuuuu #
Rojo: Please kill me now…
Devon: #so what should it Matter to me,
What others do to you with knives? #
Rojo: Devon, that’s nasty!
Devon: No it’s not!
# If you went and died,
And went and lied! #
Rojo: I’m not listening!
Devon: #I wouldn’t have cried! #
Rojo: Blah blah blah!
Devon: #You wouldn’t have to hide!#
Rojo: Aaaah!
Devon: #And you can count on me
To always be,
Beside you on death bed,
Whisper into your head,
You’ll be as heavy as lead,
That’s what the noble said,
And, as they say,
Everything is turning red,
You’re dead!#
Rojo: [Highly pissed] BUT I’M NOT DEAD!
Devon: [Corrective] Ah, but if you were dead!
Rojo: Argh!
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“If You Were Dead”
Rojo: Ah, an afternoon alone with my favourite book: The Saucy Adventures Of Regini Margati!
Devon: Hi, Rojo!
Rojo: [Annoyed] Hi, Devon…
Devon: Hey, Rojo, you can’t fathom what happened to me in the Market Square today. This man smelt awfully bad, and there were flies flickering around him.
Rojo: [Despondent] Yeah, that’s great…
Devon: [Surprised] He was very strange… and…and I think he was dead!
Rojo: [Nervous] Ahem, so, uh, why do I care? Why should I care? What did you have for lunch today?
Devon: [Slightly upset] Well, okay, you don’t have to get defensive about it, Rojo…
Rojo: [Snappy] I am NOT getting defensive! What do I care about some undead guy you met, okay? I am trying to read.
Devon: [Apologetic] Oh, well, I didn’t mean anything by it, Rojo… I just think it’s something we should be able to talk about…
Rojo: [Touchy] I don’t wanna talk about it, Devon, this conversation is over!
Devon: Yes, well…
Rojo: [Touchy] OVER!
Devon: Well, okay, but just so you know-
#If you were Dead
There’d be no dread
I mean, ‘cause, hey,
I like you a-ny-way!
Because you see,
if it were I,
I would feel free to say,
That I was dead
(But I’m not dead!)#
Rojo: [Exasperated] Devon, please, I am trying to read…
Devon: [Stares at Rojo]
Rojo: [Looks up] What?!
Devon: #If you expired, #
Rojo: DEVON!
Devon: #To Death be sired#
Rojo: Devon, I am reading!
Devon: #If you were die-erd#
Rojo: That’s not a word!
Devon: #I wouldn’t be tired! #
Rojo: Ugh…
Devon: #And I know that youuuuu #
Rojo: What?
Devon: #You’d accept me toooo!#
Rojo: I would?
Devon: #If I just said,
“Hey, guess what I’m dead?” (But I’m not dead!)
I’m happy
Just being with youuuuu #
Rojo: Please kill me now…
Devon: #so what should it Matter to me,
What others do to you with knives? #
Rojo: Devon, that’s nasty!
Devon: No it’s not!
# If you went and died,
And went and lied! #
Rojo: I’m not listening!
Devon: #I wouldn’t have cried! #
Rojo: Blah blah blah!
Devon: #You wouldn’t have to hide!#
Rojo: Aaaah!
Devon: #And you can count on me
To always be,
Beside you on death bed,
Whisper into your head,
You’ll be as heavy as lead,
That’s what the noble said,
And, as they say,
Everything is turning red,
You’re dead!#
Rojo: [Highly pissed] BUT I’M NOT DEAD!
Devon: [Corrective] Ah, but if you were dead!
Rojo: Argh!
