Post by Rojo on Sept 1, 2008 18:31:33 GMT -5
((Was reading a book and suddenly had an idea for a character, so I came to make him lest I forget him forever))
Name: He is most commanly known as Tir, as anyone who knows his real name can bend him to their will.
Age: He's forgotten how old he is, though he judges it to be "Around the time of the...uh, wossnames...people who did a lot of sacrificial work...Aztecs, that's it!"
Race/species: Djin, Genie, take your pick.
Gender: Any he wishes, though he prefers males.
Type: Cosmic
Description: Not much can be said for this ancient Djin, as he wields "ULTIMATE COSMIC POWER! Minus the itty bitty living space..." he can take any form he wishes, but his favourites include:
A young man with silver hair and a black tuxedo
A one-eyed older man with white hair, bristling moustache and a white tuxedo
A shoulder-length brown-haired bespectacled man in a green kimono
and A immensley tall bald man in a pin-striped waist coat, white blouse, neat black trousers and shoes with an accompanying 50's style trilby which he describes wistfully as "An old memory from my times with the italian mafia..."
History: Once again, it is hard to describe the history of a genie, aside from writing most of known history, and then some, so, instead, I shall list some of the significant events he has helped with:
The Building of the pyramids
Helping find a woman with "a special smile" for a "special picture."
Ghost Writing nearly all of Shakespere's stories, for within the wordsmith cunningly hid the Genie's true name, thus why we have Macbeth's curse.
The JFK Assassination (For which he cunningly just "blew his head up by crawling inside his skull and turning into a beachball")
Building the sets for "The Omen" and "Poltergeist," putting curses on both movies for not putting his name in the credits.
Helping Bethoven compose all his songs and teach him to play despite the pianist's deafness ("The Trick was etching the notes on the inside of his eyelids)
There are also some events he claimed to have done, but can be questioned:
Moving the rock on Jesus' cave
Lifting Jesus up from underwater
'Designing' Chuck Norris
Making Twinkies invincible
Giving Jack The Ripper medical training
Is behind you right now, but don't look, he'll just kill you
Killed Hitler because "It everyone was 'making such a fuss'"
Created Peanutbutter
Was the fourth Musketeer
Showed cavemen how to procreate
Abilities: He has a ridiculously powerful command over magic, able to do almost anything, except for killing Chuck Norris or Jackie Chan. The unfortunate thing is, he doesn't bother to use most of these powers, as over the years ("Oh, the many many years!") he became bored with being able to make people disappear, so now he contends with just messing with people by turning their eyeballs into meatballs, or materialising as their mother naked.
Weaknesses: Saying his name. Mostly he'll dodge attacks rather then just dispell them or blow up your fist before it reaches his face, as previously mentioned, his ego is his weakness.
Other: His preferred accents are:
A stereotypical British accent
A frenchman
A cockneye
Sounding like Jim Caviziel, as his voice amuses him so much.
That cheesy voice on game shows
That cheesy voice on Movie Trailers
He also has a deep passion for books. He claims to have read every book in every library in the world, yet when someone mentions J.K Rowling, he glares and goes silent, muttering about "Foolish mortals" who "know nothing of the arcane."
He has a very psychotic manner, and enjoys to drive people insane or kill them in horrible ways, which is why he delights in being commanded to kill people. But, he is in no way insane himself, he just enjoys murdering in gross and obscure ways.
In order to summon him, one must draw two pentagrams in black chalk, place 381 candles in any place around the room ("Just to be difficult; candles come in packs of five. Oh ho ho."), make sure you are stood inside the smaller pentacle, leave an offering of hobnobs in the larger pentacle, and say his true name three times ("I do like hobnobs, do try and add a spot of tea if possible, there's a good lad."))
And now I'm going to Hell for most of this.
Name: He is most commanly known as Tir, as anyone who knows his real name can bend him to their will.
Age: He's forgotten how old he is, though he judges it to be "Around the time of the...uh, wossnames...people who did a lot of sacrificial work...Aztecs, that's it!"
Race/species: Djin, Genie, take your pick.
Gender: Any he wishes, though he prefers males.
Type: Cosmic
Description: Not much can be said for this ancient Djin, as he wields "ULTIMATE COSMIC POWER! Minus the itty bitty living space..." he can take any form he wishes, but his favourites include:
A young man with silver hair and a black tuxedo
A one-eyed older man with white hair, bristling moustache and a white tuxedo
A shoulder-length brown-haired bespectacled man in a green kimono
and A immensley tall bald man in a pin-striped waist coat, white blouse, neat black trousers and shoes with an accompanying 50's style trilby which he describes wistfully as "An old memory from my times with the italian mafia..."
History: Once again, it is hard to describe the history of a genie, aside from writing most of known history, and then some, so, instead, I shall list some of the significant events he has helped with:
The Building of the pyramids
Helping find a woman with "a special smile" for a "special picture."
Ghost Writing nearly all of Shakespere's stories, for within the wordsmith cunningly hid the Genie's true name, thus why we have Macbeth's curse.
The JFK Assassination (For which he cunningly just "blew his head up by crawling inside his skull and turning into a beachball")
Building the sets for "The Omen" and "Poltergeist," putting curses on both movies for not putting his name in the credits.
Helping Bethoven compose all his songs and teach him to play despite the pianist's deafness ("The Trick was etching the notes on the inside of his eyelids)
There are also some events he claimed to have done, but can be questioned:
Moving the rock on Jesus' cave
Lifting Jesus up from underwater
'Designing' Chuck Norris
Making Twinkies invincible
Giving Jack The Ripper medical training
Is behind you right now, but don't look, he'll just kill you
Killed Hitler because "It everyone was 'making such a fuss'"
Created Peanutbutter
Was the fourth Musketeer
Showed cavemen how to procreate
Abilities: He has a ridiculously powerful command over magic, able to do almost anything, except for killing Chuck Norris or Jackie Chan. The unfortunate thing is, he doesn't bother to use most of these powers, as over the years ("Oh, the many many years!") he became bored with being able to make people disappear, so now he contends with just messing with people by turning their eyeballs into meatballs, or materialising as their mother naked.
Weaknesses: Saying his name. Mostly he'll dodge attacks rather then just dispell them or blow up your fist before it reaches his face, as previously mentioned, his ego is his weakness.
Other: His preferred accents are:
A stereotypical British accent
A frenchman
A cockneye
Sounding like Jim Caviziel, as his voice amuses him so much.
That cheesy voice on game shows
That cheesy voice on Movie Trailers
He also has a deep passion for books. He claims to have read every book in every library in the world, yet when someone mentions J.K Rowling, he glares and goes silent, muttering about "Foolish mortals" who "know nothing of the arcane."
He has a very psychotic manner, and enjoys to drive people insane or kill them in horrible ways, which is why he delights in being commanded to kill people. But, he is in no way insane himself, he just enjoys murdering in gross and obscure ways.
In order to summon him, one must draw two pentagrams in black chalk, place 381 candles in any place around the room ("Just to be difficult; candles come in packs of five. Oh ho ho."), make sure you are stood inside the smaller pentacle, leave an offering of hobnobs in the larger pentacle, and say his true name three times ("I do like hobnobs, do try and add a spot of tea if possible, there's a good lad."))
And now I'm going to Hell for most of this.
