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Post by Seven on Apr 3, 2008 0:54:19 GMT -5
((I used to like team rocket...I thought they were the only good part about Pokemon...oh well....))
"EEk!" Devon gave a minor squeek, not having time enough to dodge. He shields himself with his arms and covers his eyes, when suddenly, all his shoujo bubbles come to the rescue, placing themselves in between devon and the golem, acting like a springy, but impenitrable barrier. Devon gets teary eyes, "Thanks guys--I swear to never threaten you with my giant needle again." He then rolls up his chibi sleeves. "Time to kick ass and chew bubble gum!...or rather, not chew bubble gum and say we did. After all, you could choke on your gum in the middle of a battle!" Devon shoots fire balls at the golem.
Lief continues to languidly flip through the pages of the script, not minding at all that everyone is fighting the battle.
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Post by Rojo on Apr 3, 2008 1:31:47 GMT -5
Rojo shook his head
"Devs, Devs, Devs, it's like this:" suddenly loads of golems appeared. Rojo grinned
"Time to kick arse and chew bubble gum...AND I'M ALL OUTTA GUM!" he dives sideways, chopping off a golem's legs so it collapses on its fellow killing them both. He then jumps up and kung-fu kicks another's head off before doing a backflip, springing off another's chest, flying forward, stabbing two golems like putting a pole inbetween two walls. He uses these to pull the golems together, spring up, and spin around really fast, shooting fireballs, causing all the golems to explode. He landed, then felt around in his pocket
"Oh, here's my bubblegum" he pops one into his mouth and chews it, tasting it. Yummy, 'twas.
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Post by Seven on Apr 3, 2008 12:04:38 GMT -5
Devon looks over all the carnage from the dead golem bodies. Lief, now seeing the battle is over, gets up, walks over, and gives one dead body a little kick. In fact, it was more like a tap. And at that moment, EXP starts to be split up between our valiant warriors, Lief being included. After all, th rule book never actually say you have to participate in the battle, just that you have to be a part of the group. And he techinically did something--he gave one golem, one kick. Oh Lief is such a fox. Devon noticed crossing his arms, "Hey Rojo--how come the fox who has yet to introduce himself gained EXP for doing nothing?" he asks indignintly, thinking this was unfair.
Lief just looks around and starts raiding the bodies. This is what he was best at, though being tricky as he was, he might not necessarily share all his findings.....
He pops out of a pile of bodies, "I found the map!" he calls out.
"Good! Let's see it so we can go!" Devon says, walking over to Lief.
"Still, I feel like we're forgetting something..." Devon adds in, since it seems EVERYONE forgot about Paka.
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Post by Rojo on Apr 3, 2008 12:11:31 GMT -5
Rojo looked at Lief, he glared
"Damn Rulebook..."
He then jumped on Lief
"NO! BAD FOX! ME ROGUE, ME LOOT!" he began looting the bodies, coming up with 4 gold pieces, a key/axe, a wheel that can be used as a shield and a belt with a crude drawing of male genetalia on it.
((Most of those items were a reference to something you will not have seen, so you are saved from sucking))
Suddenly there was a very faint
"Waaaa...." then it got louder "AAAAAA!!!!" and Paka landed on Devon, his eyes spinning and his body battered and bruised.
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Post by Seven on Apr 3, 2008 12:21:47 GMT -5
Lief gave a fox bark-squeek when Rojo jumped him. even for all of his swiftness, he hadn't been expecting that. His eyes go wide, suddenly feeling as though a dog had caught his neck in its mouth, and as a complete reflex, he scrunches himself up protectively, and the grass behind him shoots up 5 feet tall, wraps itself around Rojo and yanks him off.
Lief didn't respond to him anymore, just glaring. Now he CERTAINLY wasn't going to tell the HIM about all the other priceless things he had found. Let him keep the stupid belt--he'd never wear something so distasteful anyways!
Devon, being smushed by Paka, now has swirly eyes.
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Post by Rojo on Apr 3, 2008 12:35:27 GMT -5
"Wark!" exclaimed Rojo, being thrown off. He glared at Lief, nobody stood between him and his loot...
Paka got up off of Devon, then huffed a little cloud.
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Post by Seven on Apr 3, 2008 18:16:37 GMT -5
Lief glared at Rojo, no one pounced him and got away with it.
Devon remained on the floor with swirly eyes, 'ow..." he calls out.
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Post by Rojo on Apr 3, 2008 23:11:44 GMT -5
Shadow walked over to Devon and prodded him on the cheek.
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Post by Seven on Apr 3, 2008 23:18:55 GMT -5
Devon pulled himself up, flat as a pancake. He then blew on his thumb inflated himself, popping back into shape. "All better."
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Post by Rojo on Apr 3, 2008 23:29:06 GMT -5
Shadow leaped back in alarm; what sorcery is this?!
Rojo got up and turned away from Lief
"We offski then?" he asks
"I suppose..." replied Paka, still slightly dizzy.
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Post by Seven on Apr 3, 2008 23:48:04 GMT -5
Devon smiled, seemingly already fully adapted to cartoon physics, and not even realizing. "Yes, off indeed. Lief?"
Lief rolled his eyes, producing the map. Having TWO thieves in a party was never good news.
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Post by Rojo on Apr 3, 2008 23:50:50 GMT -5
Paka examines the map, then points in a random direction
"THAT WAY!" he yells, gesticulating wildly.
Shadow shrugged, after all he was a living shadow. ((Ba-dum-chi))
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Post by Seven on Apr 4, 2008 0:01:17 GMT -5
Lief leaned over, took the map, and turned it upside down, "Want to try again, fearless leader?" he says slyly.
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Post by Rojo on Apr 4, 2008 0:08:13 GMT -5
Paka glares at Lief, then points in the opposite to his original direction
"THIS WAY!" he yells, gesticulating with considerable less gusto.
Rojo and Shadow roll their eyes in unison.
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Post by Seven on Apr 4, 2008 0:13:00 GMT -5
Devon stifles laughter, as he follows the new direction. Lief looks a little smug.
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