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Post by Rojo on Apr 2, 2008 22:18:03 GMT -5
"Well, they either do, you're insane, or you're a druid" said Rojo thoughtfully, picking dirt out from under his fingernail.
"Well, there's these hairy men with spider-heads, and minotaur-esque things with scales. And tentacled winged penguins..."
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Post by Seven on Apr 2, 2008 22:34:35 GMT -5
"Well, I like to think I'm NOT insane, I don't think I'm a druid, so I guess they do?"
".....Let me guess, you're own design?"
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Post by Rojo on Apr 2, 2008 22:36:47 GMT -5
"Guess so" confirmed Rojo, yawning widely. Shadow suddenly seemed closer, and there was a scary well behind him. He kept on flickering forwards and back towards Leif.
"Uh-huh!" Paka nodded, reverting to chibi-esque mode for a moment.
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Post by Seven on Apr 2, 2008 22:51:53 GMT -5
"very strange...." he says. then randomly adds in, "I would like popcorn right now."
Lief raises an eyebrow, "Excuse me, it seems there is a shadow watching me." Lief walks over to Shadow, "Anything I can help you with?"
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Post by Rojo on Apr 2, 2008 22:56:51 GMT -5
Shadow immediatly ceases his referencing to The Ring and resumes staring at the fox.
Rojo looks at Devon weirdly
"What the hell is popcor-"
"WE ARE GOING ON A QUEST!" announced Paka, pointing to the sy dramatically.
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Post by Seven on Apr 2, 2008 23:02:51 GMT -5
Devon gives a little jump of being startled. "A quest?" he asks.
"Well that was certainly random..." Lief says with dot eyes.
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Post by Rojo on Apr 2, 2008 23:07:59 GMT -5
"Yes, a quest!" he says, still pointing at the sky " We are going to find The Holy Grai-" he was stopped as a 12-year old with glasses in his pyjamas hurried up to him and whispered in his ear, then hurried off again "yes, well, apparently The Holy Grail plot has been used so many times now we have to go with something else. I mean, come on! It's even in Startrek now! Christian mythos in Startrek! Anyway...we are going on a valiant search for...THE HOLY HAND GRENADE OF ANTIOCH!" the screen zoomed in dramatically.
Rojo looked confused. What the hell was a hand grenade?
Shadow averted his gaze from Lief to Paka, but his body still faced the fox.
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Post by Seven on Apr 2, 2008 23:21:26 GMT -5
((OMG--that was quite hysterical Rojo! The holy han grenade...*snickers*))
Devon blinked, "I don't know Rojo....but perhaps we should find out? So heaven help us if Paka gets his hands on a powerful weapon of destruction. Besides, I could use some EXP."
Lief was tempted to claim that he didn't know the strange Elder God. But, he HAD just broken his curse, and it would be rude to ditch him now. The fox walked over, "Well, I haven't been on a quest before...I might as well try..." he pauses, "though I should make myself more appropriate for travel amongst humanoid shaped creatures...." The fox glowed for a moment, and turned into a human shaped chibi with silver hair, fox ears and tails, and golden eyes. But he stood upright now and skin instead of fur. He looks over at the other three, deciding for them that they're coming, "Are you three ready?"
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Post by Rojo on Apr 2, 2008 23:25:48 GMT -5
Rojo jumped happily when Devon mentioned EXP. He was showing some of his firt RP-ness again. When Lief looked over at him, he got that large drip of sweat on the side of his face.
"Wha'?! Who said we're coming?...Fine, but only becuase I want to know what a hand grenade is..."
Shadow simply followed Rojo.
Paka lowered his hand at last
"Right!" he paused, then said very slowly "Does anyone actually know where it is?"
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Post by Seven on Apr 2, 2008 23:50:58 GMT -5
Lief and Devon instantly sweatdropped.
Devon said, "You mean to say that you're supposed to be LEADING this expediation and you don't even know where it IS?"
Lief shrugs, pulling out the Script to this roleplay. He flips a few pages, "It says here we're going to be attacked by some golemns, and after we win, we'll conveniently find a map to this hand granade."
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Post by Rojo on Apr 2, 2008 23:55:08 GMT -5
Rojo and Shadow shrugged in unison.
Paka made the peace sign
"Alrighty then!" he said, and was immediatly crushed under a golem's fist into the earth. His hand still protrudes, holding up the two fingers.
Rojo and Shadow both did that hilarious thing where an anime character falls on their heads and it makes a dong sound, which I'm sure there's a correct name for, but I just don't know it.
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Post by Seven on Apr 3, 2008 0:22:00 GMT -5
Lief stared at the smushed Paka, poking him with a stick. "Oh great Elder God...are you alright?" he starts proding him with a stick. Devon stared up at the huge golem, gulping, "I don't like being chibi anymore...." he pulls out his rapier, 'En guarde!" then stops and blinks, "Why did I say that? It's not like it has a rapier too..."
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Post by Rojo on Apr 3, 2008 0:29:05 GMT -5
"Damn Disney corporation..." Paka mutters at Devon from under the large clump of rock that is the fist. The golem looks at Devon, then lifts its hand up and brings it down from above, with Paka still attached
"Ohcrapohcrapohcrapohcrapohcrap!"
Rojo's hands glowed blue for a moment, two firm and familiar handles under his gloved fists. He grinned, running towards the golem, slashing madly. Shadow pulled his flail from his back and made a B-line for the enemy, focusing his strength and energy into the swing he would soon make.
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Post by Seven on Apr 3, 2008 0:36:43 GMT -5
Devon sighs in relief, glad to not have been smashed along with Paka. He figures the rapier would be useless, so he decides to go for straight elemental magic instead. Crystals form at the golem's feet, then freeze them in place.
Meanwhile,
"Hmm...this script has some pretty interesting information..." Lief thumbed through it, completely ignoring the dangerous battle going on in the background. "I could really use some lemonade.." Lief muses, as Paka yells 'Oh crap' several times in a row.
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Post by Rojo on Apr 3, 2008 0:46:30 GMT -5
The golem's hand misses Devon by inches, and Rojo runs up the creatures arm in a Prince Of Persia/God Of War-esque way and slashes off an arm, he then uses its head as a springboard, does multiple somersaults, and lands behind it. As the golem falls forwards, Shadow brings his flail up, smashing it into the golem's face with brute force. The rock cracks and crumbles away.
Paka manages to pull himself free, and stands up, panting and looking ruffled. He looks at Lief, and his arms and legs flail around as his head gets bigger
"WHY DIDN'T YOU HEL-" but he is inturuppted by another golem kicking him so he flies away into the sky and turns into a white star.
"That's our cliche!" protested Team Rocket. They were soon beaten to death by everyone. I don't care that's godmoding, TEAM ROCKET NEED TO DIE!!! Anyway...The golem runs for Devon this time, intending to body-slam him.
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