The Story Of How I Kicked The Clown's Ass

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Rojo
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The Story Of How I Kicked The Clown's Ass Apr 2, 2008 21:28:32 GMT -5

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Post by Rojo on Apr 2, 2008 21:28:32 GMT -5

Well, you see, ever since I read the novel It, I've had a fear of clowns. And in my rom is a sort of glowing thing that look like eyes, and my overactive imagination makes it into clown eyes. So, I couldn't get to sleep because of the "eyes" and it got really bad. But then, I imagined that the clown was being attacked by my characters. And then my good friends here at FoxFlame were there, helping me kill it! The Seven were gangjumping it, Aka was biting it, Pan was scratching, Nem'sis was scything, Hope was lobbing holy spells at it, and when it was bleeding and crippled, Rojo sunk his swords into it's face.

So now I ain't afraid of clowns no more...THANK YOU FOXFLAME! I LOVE YOU ALL!

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Pan Ange DO NOT TOUCH ME FOR I AM THE RED D--no wait, your not the red death, I am! Your the ange! MWHA! ~OG shhh I think I see something Shiny... Posts: 26,488	The Story Of How I Kicked The Clown's Ass Apr 2, 2008 21:30:51 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Pan on Apr 2, 2008 21:30:51 GMT -5 that is the most metal thing i have ever hurd!! i am vary gald for you maby that might help me with my fear of the fucking clowen....scarey as shit.
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The Story Of How I Kicked The Clown's Ass Apr 2, 2008 21:36:41 GMT -5

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Post by Seven on Apr 2, 2008 21:36:41 GMT -5

Wow--I never knew Foxflame could double as a counseling service.

*inner miser comes out* maybe we should start charging and offering psycho-analysis.....hmmm...

*shifty eyes* I mean, WAY TO GO ROJO!!

*laughs* But seriously, I'm really happy for you! Good job mate.

"71,580 words. 9 days. 1 all-nighter. I need a freaking life." ~Imfamous AKA

"But I did figure out a formula, in math format, for Somriad. Sadistic incubus + Silent Hill imagery + psychological warfare = Somriad in all his dark glory." ~Asila

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The Late Nemesis Minion Keeper of the Underworld Mazes "Right? Wrong? Who cares? I'm the guy who wins." Posts: 468	The Story Of How I Kicked The Clown's Ass Apr 10, 2008 21:23:38 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Late Nemesis on Apr 10, 2008 21:23:38 GMT -5 Wait, when did I get there? Checks his schedule Oh yeah! That was that quick-retribution call I got, was curious who called for that. - Nemesis
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Seven Ring Leader Not all who wander are lost. Posts: 37,424	The Story Of How I Kicked The Clown's Ass Apr 10, 2008 21:34:57 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Seven on Apr 10, 2008 21:34:57 GMT -5 You know, it would actually be PAN jumping on it while I was scratching it..... You see...I have these REALLY unnaturally long nails that refuse to be cut....
	"71,580 words. 9 days. 1 all-nighter. I need a freaking life." ~Imfamous AKA "But I did figure out a formula, in math format, for Somriad. Sadistic incubus + Silent Hill imagery + psychological warfare = Somriad in all his dark glory." ~Asila "Man, what I can say to get a quote onto you profile, Seven?" ~Pan

The Late Nemesis Minion Keeper of the Underworld Mazes "Right? Wrong? Who cares? I'm the guy who wins." Posts: 468	The Story Of How I Kicked The Clown's Ass Apr 10, 2008 21:36:09 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Late Nemesis on Apr 10, 2008 21:36:09 GMT -5 That's what teeth are for. - Nemesis
	- Keeper Nemesis Growing Underworld Dungeons and Mazes since 1999 Avatar courtesy of "The Elder Scrolls: Daggerfall" *Former Demigod of Retribution* [/I] *Slain by the Arcanist 6/14/08* [/I] *Banished by the members of FoxFlame 12/02/08* [/I]

The Lord Newbie Posts: 19	The Story Of How I Kicked The Clown's Ass Dec 16, 2008 15:12:55 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Lord on Dec 16, 2008 15:12:55 GMT -5 Wow! Think it will work with my fear of the dark! Thats brilliant jack!

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The Story Of How I Kicked The Clown's Ass

Post by Rojo on Apr 2, 2008 21:28:32 GMT -5

Post by Pan on Apr 2, 2008 21:30:51 GMT -5

Post by Seven on Apr 2, 2008 21:36:41 GMT -5

Post by The Late Nemesis on Apr 10, 2008 21:23:38 GMT -5

Post by Seven on Apr 10, 2008 21:34:57 GMT -5

Post by The Late Nemesis on Apr 10, 2008 21:36:09 GMT -5

Post by The Lord on Dec 16, 2008 15:12:55 GMT -5

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