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Post by Pan on Apr 27, 2005 13:44:31 GMT -5
a poo-bag
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Post by seven on Apr 27, 2005 13:45:03 GMT -5
THE PHANTOM'S ON!!! ;D
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Post by Phantom on Apr 27, 2005 13:45:42 GMT -5
he blinks behind the mask. "yes....I've been here fro some while now...."
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Post by seven on Apr 27, 2005 13:46:52 GMT -5
Serena: We all missed you....all we tlaked about last night was when/if you'd get on again!
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Post by Pan on Apr 27, 2005 13:47:00 GMT -5
yah he fot to tock to the crazy person!
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Post by Phantom on Apr 27, 2005 13:48:51 GMT -5
"Excuse me? What did you say?"
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Post by seven on Apr 27, 2005 13:49:31 GMT -5
she's dislyecsic..
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Post by Phantom on Apr 27, 2005 13:50:31 GMT -5
"I see...but I still don't understand what she wrote..."
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Post by Pan on Apr 27, 2005 13:50:35 GMT -5
*sob*and i hate it i can't even spell the word
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Post by Phantom on Apr 27, 2005 13:54:45 GMT -5
" I'm sorry, but could you try to restate you earlier phrase in a manner that we can understand?"
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Post by Pan on Apr 27, 2005 13:56:05 GMT -5
hummm.....serena a little help!
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Post by seven on Apr 27, 2005 14:03:33 GMT -5
Hold on...I wanted to show you this. I wrote it on another board where the person rping the Phantom was getting on my nerves with OOC.
Kiata: hello, I'm here to demonstrate to fnagirls everywhere how to annoy everyone's favorite Opera Ghost. I shall be demonstrating as I name them off!!
1) Every time you run into him, make it painfully obvious of his presence by yelling/singing at the top pf your lungs "HE'S HERE!!! THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
2) Walk behind him and try to jump on his cloak when he's not looking.
3) sit down (preferaby in the middle of Erik's lair, or on the organ bench, where Erik can see you) with sock puppets (one preferably white for christine, black for erik, and pink for Raoul) and re-enact the entire event of "POTO" in extremely dramtaic voices. Feel free to add more puppets for other characters.
4) Write a PHAN-fiction about him.
5) Write a PHAN-fiction about him getting with an increbily stupud, obnoxious Mary Sue.
6) Write a PHAN-fiction about him getting with Raoul, the Viscount de Changey.
7) Attempt to steal random items from his home to keep as sovienors...preferably items tat most people would have not intrest in....tooth brushes, tiles he walked on, chewed-food, dirty laundry. The dirty and more obsessive the better. discriminating items you can use for blackmail are the best. When he comes after you, you can ask him what he doing with it anyways.
8) Place badly hidden cameras in his Persain bathtub. Preferably put a small tree in the bathroom with a large camera behind it.
9) Sit in his coffin, demanding a refund on the tour since you wanted a tour of the Oprea Ghost's home, and not a tour of cementary. Preferably at a time when no tours going on.
10) Steal his mask, put it on, and jump up on his table saying, " I AM THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA" then look down at erik and say, "SING FOR ME, MY ANGLE OF MUSIC, SING FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEE CHRISTINE!!!! "
11) Steal all of Erik's alcohlic beverages. Stay *well* hidden. Take out a video camera and document how well he does without it during the period of the week.
12) Try to due a documentary on "The Life of Erik: The Mad Genius Who Thinks He's a Ghost" and sit behind him while he's playing the organ asking incredibly stupid questions. Bug him about his last name. Tell him EVERYONE has a last name!
13) Talk about how stupid Christine was for running off with a fop like raoul when she could have a sexy opera ghost. Then tell him that only a complete and utter moron would fall for someone like her.
14) Attempt to steal Erik's Punjab Lasso and try to tie him up with it.
15) When Erik isn't home, remodel the entire lair, with lovely shades of pink, and other warm colors. Add windows....lots of them... invite the rats over for a cup of tea. Then complain to Erik what a messy couple they are.
16) Sing random showtunes around Erik, and after every 5 minutes ask him if he's in love with you now.
17) Start a tour guide with phangirls of Erik's secret home.
18) Put up a toll way through erik's secret passages, insisting that you can't let him pass unless he pays you 100 francs. If he complains, shrug your shoulders and say 'only doing my job, just cause our Mr. Fancy-Shmansy Opera Ghost doesn't mean you can't get out of paying just like everybody else. If he does pay, gradually raise the price.
19) Ask him if he wants to be loved sooo much, why doesn't he just choose one girl out of the millions of phangirls he has. Also, alert him that, for someone who complains about never being accepted into soceity and always being hated, there sure are a lot of people who adore and cherish him.
20) Run around the Paris Opera House yelling," ERIK ERIK ERIK ERIK ERIK!! I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME MR. PHANTOM OF THE OPERA!!!" if he does come down, say "Curse you and yoru all-hearing ears" and storm off.
21) Pass people notes (when they not looking) in red ink, signed OG, making stupid requests of them, but if they don't do it, you will come after them. If Erik finds out about it, either (a) shrug and say innocently, "just trying to further your good reputation. (b) jump onto the nearest table, do the time warp, and insist that you are INDEED the OPERA GHOST ....if he tries to kill you, plead insanity, that so much opera can cause anyone insanity. Then blink, and say "that's why your so mad...you been living HERE for quite a while......"
22) Try to convice everyone in the opera house that Erik is indeed a man and not a ghost. Then convice all the corps de ballet that he has food waiting for them in his cellars (they are always starving) and he's waiting for them. Unleash the mass of sqealing girls in tuttoos into his basement. Tell them that the food is in his clothes (did I mention they are very stupid). Sit back and watch your creation.
23) Steal all of his clothes, and replace them all with birht neon colors. Tell him he looks good in it and he needed a little color in his life anyways.
24) Do impersonations of Erik and what a contradictory person he is. When your talking as him, preferably talk in a way such that you end up going back to your first stament and saying everything all over again.
25) when he gets mad at you and asks "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!!!?" sit there and blink in confusion. Then try to wrangle your brain for a possible explanation. Look at him embarrassed, and murmur things like, "um...yah...your someone important...I think...give me a second to place you...it 's on the tip of my mind...umm...what...I know now! YOUR THE EMPIRE CARPET MAN!!!" Then insist that you are highly disappointed in him, saying you were expecting the shipment months ago, and he puts in your new carpet free of charge.
26) somehow manage to get Ayesha to like you better than erik. this is physically impossible seeing that Ayesha hates everyone but erik...but if you canmanage it, make sure to taunt erik with how ayesha likes you better than him. Then, realizing you've taken the only woman from his life, look sad, apologize and offer to take Ayesha's place.
27) Divide up the lair into 2 sections. In one side, play 'vet' with injured animals, tending them back to life. On the other side, abuse random people. When he comes down, explain to him that he has such a contradictory behavor that the books get his personality mixed up, and you were trying to figure out a way to please him.
28) Tie Erik up and force feed him, telling him that something isn't right when the guy is 50 pounds lighter than the girl and three times as skin. Demand that he puts on some weight this instant.
29) Ask him, "If your so smart, so genius, why don't you just invent a mask that makes you look like a normal person so you don't have to be hated by everyone and live like a sewer rat."
30) *when erik is acting insane* Ask him if he's gone mad? Remind yourself out loud (when erik is around and acting insane) that he is a man, always in dress clothing, living 5 cellars underneath the Opera house, constantly listening Opera, pretending to be a ghost, talking to people through mirrors, runs around scaring old ladies, corps de balle, frivoulous managers, and a fop for entertainment, and is just down-right creepy. It isnt possibly phsical to become more insane. gasp in fright and then say "YOUR GOING SANE!!!" and point accusingly. Then conviently faint in the middle of his floor.
Don't kill me...we won't do it...I wrote and wanted to be funny.
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Post by Pan on Apr 27, 2005 14:04:29 GMT -5
yuh we never do it
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Post by Phantom on Apr 27, 2005 14:12:37 GMT -5
He laughs. And laughs....and laughs, without the dark sinister voice.
" Please Madameisolle, sock puppets? Though I don't understand why the Viscount would be Pink, is still find it very funny. However, I am going to have to put my foot down about stealing my mask. I do not wished to be replaced by an over-active child. As for Opera...I am slightly appalled by that, seeing that I compose it, but I shall take it in good nature. It was very funny."
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Post by Pan on Apr 27, 2005 14:14:07 GMT -5
she's not the over-active child i am
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