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Snape Sage Potion's Master One of these days I shall have to accept that there are certain things I am not ment to understand. Posts: 1,851	What if... (2) Apr 3, 2006 20:46:16 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Snape on Apr 3, 2006 20:46:16 GMT -5 "Well, my dear, no self-respecting dark wizard would allow themselves to be mortally wounded while watching a sitcom." he scoffs, "So, in that respect, we're even."

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What if... (2) Apr 4, 2006 16:41:05 GMT -5

Post by Renee Jacobson on Apr 4, 2006 16:41:05 GMT -5

*rolls eyes* Can't you even be pleasant for a minute? We're trying to help one another get over our addictions and here you are talking about sitcoms. I hope you get hooked by Sex and the City and are hopelessly addicted and then one day accidentally set your couch on fire because of it.

((omg, shoe in the oven))

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What if... (2) Apr 4, 2006 18:31:43 GMT -5

Post by Snape on Apr 4, 2006 18:31:43 GMT -5

(( ooc/Jasper: Now, Severus, don't be angry with me . . . but there's seems to be a shoe lodged in the oven. I have no idea how it got there--I swear! And you know that little button that turns it on and off? Well, uh . . . it kinda, fell off. Yeah. Um, alsoIthinkthekitchenisonfirebutIdon'tknowhowithappened
becausethatismostcertainlynotmyshoeintheoven! ))

"Don't get your hopes up." he sneers, "I may not possess the so-called 'Inner-Eye', but I do have enough foresight to tell you that that will never happen." Severus looks rather huffy. Sex in the City. Of all things. He would never subject himself to the likes of that cheap, lude . . . mildly entertaining . . . Shh! It's on!

Last Edit: Apr 4, 2006 18:36:51 GMT -5 by Snape

Renee Jacobson Sage It speaks the truth.... Posts: 1,965	What if... (2) Apr 5, 2006 13:59:02 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Renee Jacobson on Apr 5, 2006 13:59:02 GMT -5 snickers ((I should post that one convo you sent me...that was funny))
	Two of my favorite things, The Broadway Universe Series, and the Disney Princess Couples.

Snape Sage Potion's Master One of these days I shall have to accept that there are certain things I am not ment to understand. Posts: 1,851	What if... (2) Apr 5, 2006 16:02:14 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Snape on Apr 5, 2006 16:02:14 GMT -5 (( Go ahead. I haven't seen it in years. ))

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What if... (2) Apr 5, 2006 16:40:57 GMT -5

Post by Renee Jacobson on Apr 5, 2006 16:40:57 GMT -5

((Okay people, so this was an email sent to me by our Sex and the City addict friend Severus, when he was going through a particularly OOC time, and he and one of his relatives came up with the idea that Snape should have a gay cousin named Jasper...anyway, this came after I said that he should have let Jasper show him around town because he needed a social life.))

Stop putting words in my mouth! And you would also do well to leave my faggot cousin out of our arguments!

Jasper: She does have a point. You could use a social life.

Leave me alone Jasper!

Jasper: How can I? We live together!

There are about four other rooms in this house! Pick one!

Jasper: 1: It's an apartment. Not a house. And 2: This is a FIVE room apartment.

All the more reason for you to BUZZ OFF!

Jasper: We really have to do something about your hair.

Leave it alone!

Jasper: Ugh! And did I mention the fact that you dress like the Grim Reaper?

Shut-up. -_-'

Jasper: You know, the more I think about it, I should put you one "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy".

You wouldn't!

Jasper: But, then again I don't think even the Fabulous 5 could save you.

Phew!

Jasper: On second thought...

No! That's it! I'm stopping this e-mail before it get too out of control.

Snape

Last Edit: Apr 5, 2006 16:41:44 GMT -5 by Renee Jacobson

Two of my favorite things, The Broadway Universe Series, and the Disney Princess Couples.

Snape Sage Potion's Master One of these days I shall have to accept that there are certain things I am not ment to understand. Posts: 1,851	What if... (2) Apr 5, 2006 20:46:59 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Snape on Apr 5, 2006 20:46:59 GMT -5 (( LOL! That was sooo awesomely bad! I really have to bring Jasper back into one of my fics, even if he only mentions him in passing. "It's not a house, it's an apartment". lmao. I miss that. ))
	Last Edit: Apr 5, 2006 20:51:56 GMT -5 by Snape

Renee Jacobson Sage It speaks the truth.... Posts: 1,965	What if... (2) Apr 6, 2006 19:51:23 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Renee Jacobson on Apr 6, 2006 19:51:23 GMT -5 ((I can't believe that was written almost 2 years ago!))
	Two of my favorite things, The Broadway Universe Series, and the Disney Princess Couples.

Snape Sage Potion's Master One of these days I shall have to accept that there are certain things I am not ment to understand. Posts: 1,851	What if... (2) Apr 6, 2006 22:37:30 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Snape on Apr 6, 2006 22:37:30 GMT -5 (( I feel so . . . old. ))

Renee Jacobson Sage It speaks the truth.... Posts: 1,965	What if... (2) Apr 8, 2006 13:36:37 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Renee Jacobson on Apr 8, 2006 13:36:37 GMT -5 ((As you should))
	Two of my favorite things, The Broadway Universe Series, and the Disney Princess Couples.

Snape Sage Potion's Master One of these days I shall have to accept that there are certain things I am not ment to understand. Posts: 1,851	What if... (2) Apr 8, 2006 19:29:44 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Snape on Apr 8, 2006 19:29:44 GMT -5 (( [retrives a cane and old man wig] DAMN KIDS! Get off my lawn! Hey you! Gimme back my mail! Grrr! ))

The Imfamous AKA Burn the Witch! She turned me into a newt! I am exhumed just a little less human and a lot more bitter and cold. Posts: 12,527	What if... (2) Apr 14, 2006 16:01:23 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Imfamous AKA on Apr 14, 2006 16:01:23 GMT -5 ((Who the hell sends Snape mail?))
	I've heard that evil comes disguised like a city of angels. I'm walking towards the light. A killer falling from the light, I miss my family, I'll never be alright. That's when she said "I don't hate you, boy. I just want to save you while there's still something left to save." He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

Snape Sage Potion's Master One of these days I shall have to accept that there are certain things I am not ment to understand. Posts: 1,851	What if... (2) Apr 14, 2006 18:48:34 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Snape on Apr 14, 2006 18:48:34 GMT -5 "Bill collectors." Snape mutters, looking sour.

The Imfamous AKA Burn the Witch! She turned me into a newt! I am exhumed just a little less human and a lot more bitter and cold. Posts: 12,527	What if... (2) Apr 14, 2006 20:31:57 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Imfamous AKA on Apr 14, 2006 20:31:57 GMT -5 I thought you faked your own deatha few times to stop that...
	I've heard that evil comes disguised like a city of angels. I'm walking towards the light. A killer falling from the light, I miss my family, I'll never be alright. That's when she said "I don't hate you, boy. I just want to save you while there's still something left to save." He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

Snape Sage Potion's Master One of these days I shall have to accept that there are certain things I am not ment to understand. Posts: 1,851	What if... (2) Apr 14, 2006 22:04:52 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Snape on Apr 14, 2006 22:04:52 GMT -5 "I did. The basturds found me." he grumbles, his scowl deepening. There's nothing worse than being reminded of one's own failures.