Post by Rojo on Jan 23, 2011 17:13:30 GMT -5
Like a small child, Erik was pleased with their leader's praise for him and his dopey grin expanded, showing off teeth that were suprisingly white ('good' parenting- which in Erik's mother's opinion involved regular beating and chases about the house in one's undergarments - instills permanent messages int the minds of the young) if perhaps a little out-of-place, as clearly dentistry was 'the devil's magic' in the eyes of certain people.
The boy's confidence seemed to faulter when a game of Euchre was announced. However, in typical fashion, Erik hid his shortcomings with his oh-so-cocky bravado and false machismo.
"Oh, Euchre," he said as if it were a passing fly not worthy of his magnificent and all-knowing gaze "puh-lease," he made sure of the others knowledge that this word was two syllables as opposed to the usual one the average person used "I used to play Euchre when I was in diapers. . .yup, I remember one time when I was in this bar with all these greasy fishy motherfuckers-- some kind of fish demon, whatever. But anyhow, they were all settin' up this game of Euchre, only they were playing with souls as bets," he wasn't sure if Euchre involved betting, stakes or even hands but if this question was raised he would simply state it was Demon-Euchre and that anyone with half a nutsack could have guessed such a thing.
Doctor Shocks looked over as he heard his name, looking over at the kitchen table and the deck of cards. He hadn't really been following the conversation, only passively registering the changes in tone, pitch and volume of Tom's voice over the others, then a short outburst from Caimen.
He blinked twice, turning his head to look at the calendar and the date that had been marked. It haunted his every waking moment, always at the back of his mind. He felt like a marked man, always living in fear, the knowledge that bad things happened to people around you for reasons you couldn't control. It was his curse, his burden to carry and those who tried to help him died.
Adrian stepped away from the calendar, and with each step he took he felt his chest grow lighter and the world got a little brighter, colour seeping back into the universe like water slowly dribbling throug the walls of a badly-thrown together submarine. He pulled back a chair with a jerky, awkward motion of those who are socially reclusive and placed himself delicately upon it. He looked over at Erik, who was in the middle of his ridiculous tale.
". . .so then, after I'd won all their souls, they got mad. . ." like all of Erik's stories, no matter the starting subject, it always led to violence and inevitably Erik's victory over whatever disturbing hellish creature was the antagonist of that moment's fantastic embellishment "so I looked at the one nearest me and he's got dagger eyes for me, so I say 'You got a problem, punk?' And he goes to attack me but I pick up my beer bottle and smash it in this scaly fucker's noggin (crap beer anyway, probably Canadian) and he's walin' like a goddamn. . ." he grasped for an appropriate simile "trout of some shit an' his pal leans over the table with this fishy knife thing in his hand and I'm all like, 'Woah, you'll put someone's eye out with that thing' and I grab the knife and turn it in on him, and he rolls away, screamin' like a girl. No offence," he added as an afterthought, considering his audience and prime demographic "anyhow, the others start to make for the door but like fuck am I gonna let them get away after they made me waste my beer, so I pick up my 'bow," at this point he picked up his crossbow in order to gift authenticity to the story, pointing it at some invisible fish demon opposite him. Doctor Shocks looked rather nervous at this development, considering he was opposite the teenager and didn't trust him with the weapon at the best of times. "So I point it at the first one and I say, 'Where's the fire?' and then," he tensed his finger on the trigger, raising his arm to face the ceiling as if the crossbow had the same kick as a Magnum .45 revolver, then lowered the arm. The several thousand nerves in Adrian Shocks' body relaxed for the shred of a moment the crossbow was away from him but the screams of 'run' and 'duck' and the occasional 'throttle him' throughout his Central Nervous System returned like unwelcome house guests who you just know are going to ruin your new carpet with mud and vomit and in the case of that old Mr Yarnsley from up the road, feces.
"And the second one's up against the wall, like a little girl," he aimed the crossbow with a 'Blue Steel' stare that would have put Ben Stiller to shame (and possibly hang himself) "he's begging for mercy but I ain't gonna give it. . .ain't how I roll, y'know? And I look him in the eye and say. . ." in Erik's head, everything else seemed to go quiet as if he were in a movie "WHY SO SERIOUS?" He wasn't sure why he'd chosen that. It didn't even suit his imagined scenario, nor did it seem witty or clever, but in those moments he had panicked and blurted the first thing that came to his head-- he didn't even know the source material. Erik had seen the phrase written on a T-shirt once under a freaky red smile and creepy dark eyes in a bank and had thought it cool.
However, he had caught himself up in the excitement of the moment and had squeezed a little too hard. With a sound of air being displaced and moved aside, the crossbow bolt loosed with speed enough turn a running rabbit into a red mist in the direction of Doctor Shocks.
The next few things happened in the space of a few seconds.
Firstly, Adrian Shocks thought: Oh my stars and garters. I'm going to die. This is it. After twenty-six years of time on Planet Earth I'm going to die. Everything I've ever done and ever everything I was going to do is finito. I wonder if anyone will remember me? Will anything I've done be remembered? I'm sorry I told Mrs Maryland that Alfie Fredrickson took an extra biscuit in 2nd Grade when really it was me and I'm sorry that I ruined Daddy's church clothes and blamed it on the cat. OHGODIDON'TWANTTODIEEE.
This may be a slight embellishment on the part of the writer. A more accurate description of what someone would have actually had the time to have thought in the very very short amount of time it would have taken the crossbow bolt to pierce the soft, squishy grey thing (and the good Doctor would have insisted that it was grey and not pink-- after all, he was a physician) that controlled his everything would more likely be something along the lines of:
Damn.
Next, the crossbow bolt passed harmlessly over his head, admittedly by less than an inch from it, parting several hairs on its way though and lightly grazing the top of his head. The bolt passed on past his head and hit the door of the RV, where it shattered against the tough and monster-proof metal they had reinforced it with. It shattered into enormous splinters and small pieces of wood which fell to the floor, the tail spinning away miserably.
The bolt didn't think much of this and if it had, it would have most likely thought:
Well this is exciting.
Normality resumed.
Erik looked from the door, to the tail of the bolt resting forlornly at the top of the steps leading down to the door, to the white-as-a-sheet Adrian to the crossbow, to his hand. He paused for a moment, then dropped the weapon as if it were incredibly hot to the ground next to him.
Despite being seventeen years of age, had an almost overwhelming compulsion to point an accusatory finger at Caimen or Iali and say, "She did it!" However, thinking this might score him in even more trouble than he would be with Tom in the immediate future, he resisted the urge and simply let his wide eyes slowly fall back to the physician, who was staring into space as he had been a minute ago, only now considerably more intently.
Doctor Shocks slowly raised a shaky hand to his head and plucked a hair from the top of his scalp, lowering it to his face. As his eyes finally got the thing into focus after much confusion, blurring everything else, he could see that he hair was split down the middle, something he was aware that without something thinner than a needle or a microlaser was impossible.
He began to laugh.
And soon the laughter became either infectious, or Erik was simply trying to desperately turn what had seemed to him like a death sentence from the Scotsman into a light-hearted situation where everyone got out fine, without any scaldings or strict-tellings-to or even worse, crossbow-confiscations.
The fear was always with you, Doctor Shocks thought mildly through the surreal mirth, but sometimes, just sometimes, you could forget it.
The boy's confidence seemed to faulter when a game of Euchre was announced. However, in typical fashion, Erik hid his shortcomings with his oh-so-cocky bravado and false machismo.
"Oh, Euchre," he said as if it were a passing fly not worthy of his magnificent and all-knowing gaze "puh-lease," he made sure of the others knowledge that this word was two syllables as opposed to the usual one the average person used "I used to play Euchre when I was in diapers. . .yup, I remember one time when I was in this bar with all these greasy fishy motherfuckers-- some kind of fish demon, whatever. But anyhow, they were all settin' up this game of Euchre, only they were playing with souls as bets," he wasn't sure if Euchre involved betting, stakes or even hands but if this question was raised he would simply state it was Demon-Euchre and that anyone with half a nutsack could have guessed such a thing.
Doctor Shocks looked over as he heard his name, looking over at the kitchen table and the deck of cards. He hadn't really been following the conversation, only passively registering the changes in tone, pitch and volume of Tom's voice over the others, then a short outburst from Caimen.
He blinked twice, turning his head to look at the calendar and the date that had been marked. It haunted his every waking moment, always at the back of his mind. He felt like a marked man, always living in fear, the knowledge that bad things happened to people around you for reasons you couldn't control. It was his curse, his burden to carry and those who tried to help him died.
Adrian stepped away from the calendar, and with each step he took he felt his chest grow lighter and the world got a little brighter, colour seeping back into the universe like water slowly dribbling throug the walls of a badly-thrown together submarine. He pulled back a chair with a jerky, awkward motion of those who are socially reclusive and placed himself delicately upon it. He looked over at Erik, who was in the middle of his ridiculous tale.
". . .so then, after I'd won all their souls, they got mad. . ." like all of Erik's stories, no matter the starting subject, it always led to violence and inevitably Erik's victory over whatever disturbing hellish creature was the antagonist of that moment's fantastic embellishment "so I looked at the one nearest me and he's got dagger eyes for me, so I say 'You got a problem, punk?' And he goes to attack me but I pick up my beer bottle and smash it in this scaly fucker's noggin (crap beer anyway, probably Canadian) and he's walin' like a goddamn. . ." he grasped for an appropriate simile "trout of some shit an' his pal leans over the table with this fishy knife thing in his hand and I'm all like, 'Woah, you'll put someone's eye out with that thing' and I grab the knife and turn it in on him, and he rolls away, screamin' like a girl. No offence," he added as an afterthought, considering his audience and prime demographic "anyhow, the others start to make for the door but like fuck am I gonna let them get away after they made me waste my beer, so I pick up my 'bow," at this point he picked up his crossbow in order to gift authenticity to the story, pointing it at some invisible fish demon opposite him. Doctor Shocks looked rather nervous at this development, considering he was opposite the teenager and didn't trust him with the weapon at the best of times. "So I point it at the first one and I say, 'Where's the fire?' and then," he tensed his finger on the trigger, raising his arm to face the ceiling as if the crossbow had the same kick as a Magnum .45 revolver, then lowered the arm. The several thousand nerves in Adrian Shocks' body relaxed for the shred of a moment the crossbow was away from him but the screams of 'run' and 'duck' and the occasional 'throttle him' throughout his Central Nervous System returned like unwelcome house guests who you just know are going to ruin your new carpet with mud and vomit and in the case of that old Mr Yarnsley from up the road, feces.
"And the second one's up against the wall, like a little girl," he aimed the crossbow with a 'Blue Steel' stare that would have put Ben Stiller to shame (and possibly hang himself) "he's begging for mercy but I ain't gonna give it. . .ain't how I roll, y'know? And I look him in the eye and say. . ." in Erik's head, everything else seemed to go quiet as if he were in a movie "WHY SO SERIOUS?" He wasn't sure why he'd chosen that. It didn't even suit his imagined scenario, nor did it seem witty or clever, but in those moments he had panicked and blurted the first thing that came to his head-- he didn't even know the source material. Erik had seen the phrase written on a T-shirt once under a freaky red smile and creepy dark eyes in a bank and had thought it cool.
However, he had caught himself up in the excitement of the moment and had squeezed a little too hard. With a sound of air being displaced and moved aside, the crossbow bolt loosed with speed enough turn a running rabbit into a red mist in the direction of Doctor Shocks.
The next few things happened in the space of a few seconds.
Firstly, Adrian Shocks thought: Oh my stars and garters. I'm going to die. This is it. After twenty-six years of time on Planet Earth I'm going to die. Everything I've ever done and ever everything I was going to do is finito. I wonder if anyone will remember me? Will anything I've done be remembered? I'm sorry I told Mrs Maryland that Alfie Fredrickson took an extra biscuit in 2nd Grade when really it was me and I'm sorry that I ruined Daddy's church clothes and blamed it on the cat. OHGODIDON'TWANTTODIEEE.
This may be a slight embellishment on the part of the writer. A more accurate description of what someone would have actually had the time to have thought in the very very short amount of time it would have taken the crossbow bolt to pierce the soft, squishy grey thing (and the good Doctor would have insisted that it was grey and not pink-- after all, he was a physician) that controlled his everything would more likely be something along the lines of:
Damn.
Next, the crossbow bolt passed harmlessly over his head, admittedly by less than an inch from it, parting several hairs on its way though and lightly grazing the top of his head. The bolt passed on past his head and hit the door of the RV, where it shattered against the tough and monster-proof metal they had reinforced it with. It shattered into enormous splinters and small pieces of wood which fell to the floor, the tail spinning away miserably.
The bolt didn't think much of this and if it had, it would have most likely thought:
Well this is exciting.
Normality resumed.
Erik looked from the door, to the tail of the bolt resting forlornly at the top of the steps leading down to the door, to the white-as-a-sheet Adrian to the crossbow, to his hand. He paused for a moment, then dropped the weapon as if it were incredibly hot to the ground next to him.
Despite being seventeen years of age, had an almost overwhelming compulsion to point an accusatory finger at Caimen or Iali and say, "She did it!" However, thinking this might score him in even more trouble than he would be with Tom in the immediate future, he resisted the urge and simply let his wide eyes slowly fall back to the physician, who was staring into space as he had been a minute ago, only now considerably more intently.
Doctor Shocks slowly raised a shaky hand to his head and plucked a hair from the top of his scalp, lowering it to his face. As his eyes finally got the thing into focus after much confusion, blurring everything else, he could see that he hair was split down the middle, something he was aware that without something thinner than a needle or a microlaser was impossible.
He began to laugh.
And soon the laughter became either infectious, or Erik was simply trying to desperately turn what had seemed to him like a death sentence from the Scotsman into a light-hearted situation where everyone got out fine, without any scaldings or strict-tellings-to or even worse, crossbow-confiscations.
The fear was always with you, Doctor Shocks thought mildly through the surreal mirth, but sometimes, just sometimes, you could forget it.