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Pan Ange DO NOT TOUCH ME FOR I AM THE RED D--no wait, your not the red death, I am! Your the ange! MWHA! ~OG shhh I think I see something Shiny... Posts: 26,488	Eschewing the mobs of Angry Phangirls and one fry Mar 6, 2007 13:48:19 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Pan on Mar 6, 2007 13:48:19 GMT -5 Pan:meow? eyes fully open......why are their two me's? Katie:can you get sceatto Serena want to see him Pan:hummm ok?.....thinking loudly Rose:what is she doing?
	"Now, we may be idiots anyway, and that's fine with me, but I'd rather be idiots with an explosion." Adam Savage

Seven Ring Leader Not all who wander are lost. Posts: 37,424	Eschewing the mobs of Angry Phangirls and one fry Mar 6, 2007 13:50:04 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Seven on Mar 6, 2007 13:50:04 GMT -5 se: thinking loud enough to get sceatto. i don't think it'll work. i tried it. i think he's blocking us out.
	"71,580 words. 9 days. 1 all-nighter. I need a freaking life." ~Imfamous AKA "But I did figure out a formula, in math format, for Somriad. Sadistic incubus + Silent Hill imagery + psychological warfare = Somriad in all his dark glory." ~Asila "Man, what I can say to get a quote onto you profile, Seven?" ~Pan

Pan Ange DO NOT TOUCH ME FOR I AM THE RED D--no wait, your not the red death, I am! Your the ange! MWHA! ~OG shhh I think I see something Shiny... Posts: 26,488	Eschewing the mobs of Angry Phangirls and one fry Mar 6, 2007 13:52:19 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Pan on Mar 6, 2007 13:52:19 GMT -5 Pan:ok fine then i''l go to the back up one *thiking bad thoughts8 Katie:poor sceatto Frances:if he come will we go back to how we were?
	"Now, we may be idiots anyway, and that's fine with me, but I'd rather be idiots with an explosion." Adam Savage

Seven Ring Leader Not all who wander are lost. Posts: 37,424	Eschewing the mobs of Angry Phangirls and one fry Mar 6, 2007 13:53:58 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Seven on Mar 6, 2007 13:53:58 GMT -5 s: perhaps. it depends on him. i guess he is nearby, since he pranked us once. ...! I got it. he's trying to prank us again! shaking katie that's his game.
	"71,580 words. 9 days. 1 all-nighter. I need a freaking life." ~Imfamous AKA "But I did figure out a formula, in math format, for Somriad. Sadistic incubus + Silent Hill imagery + psychological warfare = Somriad in all his dark glory." ~Asila "Man, what I can say to get a quote onto you profile, Seven?" ~Pan

Pan Ange DO NOT TOUCH ME FOR I AM THE RED D--no wait, your not the red death, I am! Your the ange! MWHA! ~OG shhh I think I see something Shiny... Posts: 26,488	Eschewing the mobs of Angry Phangirls and one fry Mar 6, 2007 13:56:13 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Pan on Mar 6, 2007 13:56:13 GMT -5 Katie:ahhh! serena stop! Pan:he is? oh damn
	"Now, we may be idiots anyway, and that's fine with me, but I'd rather be idiots with an explosion." Adam Savage

Renee Jacobson Sage It speaks the truth.... Posts: 1,965	Eschewing the mobs of Angry Phangirls and one fry Mar 6, 2007 18:25:16 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Renee Jacobson on Mar 6, 2007 18:25:16 GMT -5 Thinking if Erik was lost before, he would be 10 times more lost now.
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Post by Snape on Mar 7, 2007 22:17:52 GMT -5

"No way!" Severus sneers indignantly, "I'm not playing babysitter to your pets while you're away! It's bad enough that I'm bound to perform other degrading tasks for you, the like of which shall not be spoken of! This is where I draw the line!"

He stamps his foot and folds his arms. Like the many other hundreds of "lines" he has attempted to draw over the years, this too shall go unheeded. But at least he always gives it the old college try, eh?

Seven Ring Leader Not all who wander are lost. Posts: 37,424	Eschewing the mobs of Angry Phangirls and one fry Mar 8, 2007 10:52:10 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Seven on Mar 8, 2007 10:52:10 GMT -5 "come on Severus," serena flutters her eyelashes, "wouldn't you want to take care of me? think of all the fun we could have..." she suggests coyly. "Besides, you don't want me to starve, do you?"
	"71,580 words. 9 days. 1 all-nighter. I need a freaking life." ~Imfamous AKA "But I did figure out a formula, in math format, for Somriad. Sadistic incubus + Silent Hill imagery + psychological warfare = Somriad in all his dark glory." ~Asila "Man, what I can say to get a quote onto you profile, Seven?" ~Pan

Renee Jacobson Sage It speaks the truth.... Posts: 1,965	Eschewing the mobs of Angry Phangirls and one fry Mar 8, 2007 18:32:56 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Renee Jacobson on Mar 8, 2007 18:32:56 GMT -5 "Do you really want him to answer that?"
	Two of my favorite things, The Broadway Universe Series, and the Disney Princess Couples.

Seven Ring Leader Not all who wander are lost. Posts: 37,424	Eschewing the mobs of Angry Phangirls and one fry Mar 8, 2007 22:24:28 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Seven on Mar 8, 2007 22:24:28 GMT -5 cocks head innocently as if to say "what do you mean?"
	"71,580 words. 9 days. 1 all-nighter. I need a freaking life." ~Imfamous AKA "But I did figure out a formula, in math format, for Somriad. Sadistic incubus + Silent Hill imagery + psychological warfare = Somriad in all his dark glory." ~Asila "Man, what I can say to get a quote onto you profile, Seven?" ~Pan

Renee Jacobson Sage It speaks the truth.... Posts: 1,965	Eschewing the mobs of Angry Phangirls and one fry Mar 9, 2007 17:51:31 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Renee Jacobson on Mar 9, 2007 17:51:31 GMT -5 Sigh. "Why do I bother?"
	Two of my favorite things, The Broadway Universe Series, and the Disney Princess Couples.

Pan Ange DO NOT TOUCH ME FOR I AM THE RED D--no wait, your not the red death, I am! Your the ange! MWHA! ~OG shhh I think I see something Shiny... Posts: 26,488	Eschewing the mobs of Angry Phangirls and one fry Mar 10, 2007 10:17:26 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Pan on Mar 10, 2007 10:17:26 GMT -5 Katie:right then Pan:...ok i'm going to go now you people are crazy cralls back into back pack
	"Now, we may be idiots anyway, and that's fine with me, but I'd rather be idiots with an explosion." Adam Savage

Renee Jacobson Sage It speaks the truth.... Posts: 1,965	Eschewing the mobs of Angry Phangirls and one fry Mar 10, 2007 15:21:37 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Renee Jacobson on Mar 10, 2007 15:21:37 GMT -5 "My brain hurts."
	Two of my favorite things, The Broadway Universe Series, and the Disney Princess Couples.

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Eschewing the mobs of Angry Phangirls and one fry Mar 11, 2007 0:06:13 GMT -5

Post by Nadir on Mar 11, 2007 0:06:13 GMT -5

"Your brain hurts? Madame, if I dare be frank, that is the largest understatement I have EVER heard. Let me, ATTEMPT to sort out all that has happened. All of the children abruptly grew into young adolescents, a strange mystery that was only solved by claiming it was the work of the "time stone" whatever that may be. Then, Mlle Serena before our eyes transforms herself into some cute, furry creature at the site of Lady Don, claiming to be her pet and requesting that M. Severus becomes her new slave/caretaker. This idea ends suddenly with a new concept. Mlle Serena apparently has an older brother who is the keeper of time. On top of that, to add more drama, he has mysteriously disappeared. So, to find him, Mlle Pan, now apparently "Katie" pulls out her mirror self from another dimension to locate him by thinking dirty thoughts. You think I'm not confused? Actually...I'm not really. Maybe just slightly. More than anything, it's all just very random and out of order, one might say. "Erik end rather non-chaluently. He suddenly remembers something, "Oh yes, and it appears that Nadir has finally drowned in the lake."
"Wait--not yet...yeah, now I am" and thus nadir dies.

"Dudeee~~" Cantinus wobbles out of a room, a large puff of smoke following him. He has grown to the age of about sixteen, though he could be older, and has inherited Erik's lank and tall look. He wears torn bell-bottoms, a regular t-shirt (except it appears that it hasn't washed in weeks), and a bandana. His appearance is complete disarray and in his hand he is holding a joint.
"Man....being older is so totally awesome...." the dear chap is quite cleary stoned.
"Cantinus!" Erik is quite clearly alarmed. He quickly adapts to a parential (and motherly) tone , "What in heavens do you think you are doing," he snatches away the drug from the lad with ease. "What is this Cantinus? How long have you been doing this for?"
The boy chuckles and shrugs, "like...all five minutes that I've been a grown up. And dude, I'm seriusly disappoiinted in you dad. Not knowing what that is and all...."
"I know what it is! What are you doing with it?"
"Smoking. duh." He says like it's the most obvious tihng in the world. 'Besides man, this is like...the 1900s already. Times have changed, your way too old fashioned. It's what all the other kids are doing. YOu gotta loosen up man... I decided I don't wanna work no more, don't wanna study, don't wann fight. I've decided to live off the land, not shower, avoid the fuzz, live in a freak out bus, you know man, sex, drugs, and granola. "
"This is not how you to behave Cantinus!"
"Raised me? Like what? You raised me onl like a total of 5 long winded posts, similar to this if I might aid. You've had more posts about Aisha than me! I'm like, totally! You just don't understand me and YOU NEVER WILL!!! I HATE YOU!" Cantinus animatedly breaks out into tears and runs into his room and quite assuredly goes emo, skinny jeans, metallica shirts, flippy hair, eyeliner, red maker imitation cuts, and the works. Cantinus has just succesfully pulled off two generation gaps in one go.

Erik sighs, trying to contemplate where he went wrong. He just wasn't ready for this, he supposes. after all, one second Cantinus was a small child, the next a raging hormonal teenager not willing to listen to reason...and this is quite literally as we all know. Suddenly, a little Nadir angel pops onto Erik's shoulder.
"Hello Erik," it squeaks in a high-pitched tone.
erik blinks in confusion and extreme horror. "What the hell is this?" he grabs the nadir shoulder-angel by the wing, picks it up and examines it closer (while the nadir flails helplessly)
"No way! I killed you!" Erik exclaimes.
"Yes erik, I drowned. But in the end, it was the best thing that has thus happened to me on these boards. I went to the afterlife with Allah and he made me an angel! now to earn myself a normal size body (so I can thus enjoy it with the 100 virigns that is promised to me by declaration of my religion) I must act as your guardian and keep you from continuing your sinful ways! I'm going to help you make up with your son!"
"DAmmit! So it is true, god REALLY DOES hate me! Why else would he send you to annoy me for all eternity?!!" Erik bawls and knocks on the bangs on Cantinus's door.
"CANTINUS!"
"I don't wanna talk!"
"No, that's not it! I hate god, I hate my life, and I've always hated myself. I'm already wearing black, lived in the basement of an opera house, refused to have any social contact, and worn a mask all my life. I've realized the only thing left I can do to moan about me life is join your ridicuolus fad and cut myself. Please open the bathroom so I can get the razors and eyeliner out."
"Dad..." Cantinus opens the door He looks both dumbfoundedness and touched. "I never knew you were so totally deeeeeeeep....come on in dad."

"And thus, the two conforming anti-conformitists make up and proceed to be emo together, though, lets face it...Erik...totally already was emooo! Anyways....my job is done here. I'm going back to heaven to enjoy the fountains and mountains of wine, women, and food. Tata!" thus nadir shoulder-angel transforms into a regular size and departs.

~In heaven~
"Hellooo ladies!"
All 100 virgins cover there noses and scream, fleeing in terror.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Hey! There is a strict "no distubance" plocy in place. I mean, we're trying to enjoy paradise here. And, it's not personal, but you're totally interupting with your noises and odors soo...I'm going to have to evict you," St. Peter says quite bluntly, picks Nadir up, and throws him out of heaven's gate where he plummits to hell."

~5 minutes later~
"...and so you see Erik, that's how I ended back here. In hell. Below the *stage in an Opera house. DENIED A 1000 VIRIGINS!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!`" Nadir continues his loud sobbing, crouched on the floor in front of the bathroom. Erik opens the door only to be wearing a black mask, have flippy hair, a spikey bracelet, and of course, skinny pants.
"man--do you think YOU have problems. My problems are so totally worse than your little "issues" "Erik snaps in z-formation and speaks with a subtle lisp, then continues on a long list of the horrors he's endured. The funny thing is, though he has endured such horrors (as we all know) he makes no mention of it, but rather complains about things most people find rather minute and irrelevant, like how they ran out of his favorite hair gel at the supermarket.

((*Hell. As you might already know, my domain. That is, the stage term to refer to the are below the stage.))

Last Edit: Mar 11, 2007 0:10:49 GMT -5 by Nadir

<-- Hehe, anyone else remember the tomato monster and those ridiculous eggs?

Nadir Advisor Posts: 813	Eschewing the mobs of Angry Phangirls and one fry Mar 11, 2007 0:06:39 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Nadir on Mar 11, 2007 0:06:39 GMT -5 ((my apologizes. that was quite the ramble.))
	<-- Hehe, anyone else remember the tomato monster and those ridiculous eggs?