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Post by Seven on Jun 24, 2008 13:29:37 GMT -5
*raises eyebrow* One or two? One or two what? Thousands? Millions? Trillions? *Looks around* Is someone going to start shouting "Jerry" any minute now? I really don't want to be on a redneck show. Or Rachel Ray. ...I hate that woman.
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Post by Rojo on Jun 25, 2008 9:40:27 GMT -5
Syn: Oh, Satan, yeah...notice all the accents of the contest- victims?
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Post by Seven on Jul 1, 2008 14:42:32 GMT -5
Satan: Oh I didn't really mind it, but I'm afraid I can't be staying long. I have to get to my own show, "Cooking with Lucy!" You know, I thought the title sounded fabulous! You know, a little reminiscent of "I love Lucy," but with a kick in it. *flicks wrist casually* Today I'm teaching how to make incubus. *Grins widely* Want to see?
*"Serena frowns'*
Satan: Oh but wait, how terrible of me! I'm supposed to be here for father-son counseling, isn't that right? *grins again* Please forgive, shall we continue?
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Post by Rojo on Jul 2, 2008 3:34:08 GMT -5
Syn:Well....yes, sir. We did request you 'specially....
Rojo: *Walks in* 'Sup, people?
*Crowd cheers*
Rojo: *Waves away their cheers* Okay! Okay! I'm here to help...and look handsome...*flashes a grin*
*All the ladies swoon*
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Post by Seven on Aug 5, 2008 20:34:09 GMT -5
Screaming/Rabid FAngirl: OH MY GOD ROJO!!!1 HAVE MEYZ BABYIES!!! I TOT8LLY LUV YOU!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps on stage and starts mauling Rojo. 20 other fangirls follow the example. "Serena" snickers.*
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Post by Snape on Aug 5, 2008 22:17:53 GMT -5
Snape is pleased to see that the thread he started has endured this long, but is not certain whether or not to be offended by the last 50 some odd pages he just read/skimmed in less than 20 mintues. He remains a casual observer of the goings on, like the pervert peeping through the knot hole in the wall in the girls locker room that one time when he was fifteen. Scratch that last bit. No seriously. You don't have to keep reading. What is wrong with you? What do you think that I'm here to amuse you? Like since I haven't posted in like 6 months I suddenly owe you all something? Stop reading! Go to hell .. bitches.
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Post by Rojo on Aug 6, 2008 6:36:44 GMT -5
Rojo: *Pulls a sword from nowhere and begins hacking back the fangirls* BACK, I SAY! BACK TO THE SHADOW, YE FOUL BEASTES!
Syn: Oh, Damien...our ratings are going to hell...
Satan: YES!
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Post by Seven on Aug 24, 2008 8:59:51 GMT -5
((Ahh, Snape, I love you. As Miroku would say, "Would you please bare my children?"))
"Serena" suddenly perks up, looking mildly offended. "It's pronounced Daemon, not Damien. Damien is such a 'fire-ball-throwing loser who stalkerishly follows his ex-girlfriend around for 3 years' kind of name."
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Post by Rojo on Aug 24, 2008 9:09:27 GMT -5
Syn: Since when did you start reading Phillip Reeve?
Rojo: *Walks over and casually sits in a red leather chair, covered in blood and bits of fan girl*
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Post by Seven on Aug 24, 2008 9:29:35 GMT -5
"I haven't. I'm just psychic. In bed."
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Post by Rojo on Aug 24, 2008 9:49:03 GMT -5
Syn: Ookay then..well...I can see my show is completely dead...
*Picks up his haldberd*
Time to go brutally murder Jerry Springer and Oprah...maybe we'll get some KFC on the way back...
Rojo: Sounds fun...
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Post by Seven on Aug 24, 2008 9:57:31 GMT -5
Satan takes over the mike.
Satan: That's all the time we have for today's show. Remember, if you want to see more of fabulous me, just come around stage 666, where the 'real fun' begins....With cooking!
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Post by Rojo on Aug 24, 2008 9:59:23 GMT -5
*Tinny little tune plays as the host, guest and other guest squelch through the mire of fangirl meat*
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Post by Seven on Aug 24, 2008 10:00:20 GMT -5
Serena *suddenly unpossessed* Ow. MY head hurts. Why do I feel like i have a hangover?
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Post by Rojo on Aug 24, 2008 10:06:18 GMT -5
Rojo: *Calls back from off-stage* We'll explain later, now c'mon, there'll be dead showhosts and Fried CHicken!
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