Random Things to Destroy

[The Late Nemesis]

Because of my sheer boredom, I feel that there should be a topic to speak on things we wish to see destroyed, utterly.

I'll start...

I wish to see California finally blown off the face of the USA.

Why? Because it's overpopulated, expensive, and always enduring earthquakes. Why can't it just finally crumble off of the side of the landscape, and float over to meet our friends in Hawaii?

Better yet, have it float down near the South Pole, those fools could always use a good cooling off.

- Nemesis

[Seven]

Dearest Nemesis,

As much as we all hate Californiains, there is one sole purpose for the bloody state existing.
That reason is hereby known as Seven Seas Entertainment. If I may so blantantly advertise, Seven Seas Entertainment is a group of manga publishers run by pirates. This in itself borderlines all things awesome in the world. Furthermore, they have been the first and only manga publisher to devote itself entirely to the production of American manga and manga-inspired comics.
If we were to destroy California now, we would lose this plethora of cultural wealth. Seven Seas is indeed a gift from some great power that was bestowed upon us miserable ants in the darkest and most miserable of all places. The fact that Seven Seas was placed there, and not elsewhere, can only be a sign that there is some kind and malevolant being who has faith in all his children--evne those stupid enough to continually exist and linger in the ridiculous state.
By trying to destroy California, Seven Seas would be lost to us ungrateful beings forever, and no entity, however great, could ever refill that void.
Less we wish to anger the might of whatever Creator there is, we should not destroy California, if only to not invoke his immediate wrath.

Sincerely,
The Seven

[The Late Nemesis]

(This was actually meant to be a humor post, nothing really serious. You just killed the whole topic with your fandom. Curses to you! Curses I say! *Shakes scythe at you.*)

*Ahems* Next one...

I feel that the penny is the most useless piece of currency in the world at the moment, aside from the Indian Rupee. I believe that all pennies should be melted down into ingots, and utilized in something much more efficient, like wiring and tools. Heck, pennies could even be used for various repair jobs. Copper has been a resource amongst our people for over a millennium, and through the years we've found much use of it for weaponry, currency, and lately even electronics. Surely there's much more that copper can be utilized for?

I still say these days, with how low the value of the penny is, compared to our country, the penny is of no true use other than being smelted into ingots and used for other productive means.

[The Late Nemesis]

And now, another random thing to destroy!

Lint.
Lint is probably one of the most useless substances found in any form of clothing, or even found in places you just don't want it to be. I swear, do you realize how much lint actually accumulates in the house? Try vacuuming the house once in a while, and then check the dirt bag, that's a lot of lint. I bet you if all your vacuum collected was dirt, it'd be a lot cleaner.

I vouch that all lint be eradicated, any lint found should be tossed into the nearest incinerator (and/or fireplace/firepit) and burned. Not only would getting rid of it this way be a boon to ourselves and our own health (since lint gets everywhere, even into the air we breathe) but it'd also be doing a public service to the people down at the sanitation department, so they wouldn't have to wade through useless lint to find things that can be preserved.

So fire up those fireplaces folks, burn that lint! *Flops back into his throne and sleeps.*

- Nemesis

[The Late Nemesis]

It's time for another thing to destroy, boys and girls!

To this day, there is something out in the world that is dragging our society further down into the bowels of depression and sorrow, something that we as hard-working and high energy individuals do not need in our lifestyles.

I am talking about emos, yes, emos must be destroyed, all of them!

For those of you who do not know what an emo is, an emo is an individual who is overly dramatic about their lifestyle, and always seems to believe that the world they live in causes them nothing but pain, and that life isn't worth living. These are the types of people that are most noted for committing suicide with razor blades, hanging themselves, or jumping off of buildings.

Even worse, some emos have the gall to blame their pain on various other entities, some blaming god, some blaming their parents or "friends" who they believe have betrayed them for their so-called "horrible lifestyle", what's worse is that emos can come in many forms, some grouping together to share their own pain together, while others, the majority, tend to conceal themselves, and indulge in their own pain in secrecy, without anyone actually knowing.

Honestly, if they don't feel life is worth living, I strongly believe we should take it away from them! In most cases, emos tend to actually have decent lifestyles, but waste it by dwelling on the ridiculous.

This would also help a few problems as well, such as the issue with overpopulation, it may even reduce the rate resources are being consumed. Furthermore, it would open up certain areas that emos tend to frequent, so that the more well-to-do consumer can actually enjoy themselves, without having to listen to the bemoaning of emos and their supposed problems.

I've said this to all my friends, and I'll say it again. Make God Happy, Kill an Emo!

- Nemesis

[The Late Nemesis]

Anyways, time for another one. Wow, one after another, not bad, huh?

I propose that mites be eradicated from the world, effective immediately.

Does anyone know what a mite is? Mites are those little bugs, much like gnats, that fly around things and damage vegetation. This is an especially bad thing if you're a gardener, because those bugs actually eat the plant slowly. I'm currently having this problem with a couple of plants, especially ones that produce fruit of vegetables.

What's worse is that the only bugs that eat them, have other bugs they can eat too! Ladybugs can eat mites, but they can just as easily eat aphids.

I propose this annoying creature be destroyed, for I'm sure it would benefit mankind in preserving the green we're trying to create.

- Nemesis

[Rojo]

Ahem. *Reads from a badly scrawled piece of paper covered in dry coffee marks*

I think that idiocy should be wiped from the face of the Earth. Idiocy is a common disease just like stupidity and Homer-Simpson-Syndrome. But idiocy is different. Notice when you talk to someone on MSN, Yahoo, AIM, whatever. All they say is "hi" "u k?" and "gdgd" then they promtly sod off. This is a main case of idiocy, but there are other cases, such as Chavotitis, more commonly known in the UK then the USA, or George-Bush-Supportism. But as Smith says in The Matrix "Humanity is a cancer upon the Earth" he should in fact of said "Idiocy is a cancer upon the Earth" because it is! Idiots do idiotic things everywhere every day. They graffiti walls, throw stones at cars, smoke, and purposefully touch your mother's arse. This is why, I think idiocy is bloody damn stupid. And remember kids: Hitler was an idiot. You don't wanna be like Hitler, do you?
*Stands down from the rant stand and shuffles to the back*

[Seven]

Quietly waits in the distance with some bomb shelter supplies, just expecting Nemesis to explode at Rojo for stealing his thread.

[The Late Nemesis]

Heh, hehehehehahahahah! ;D

Well said!

[Seven]

*Comes out from the bomb shelter, now that there are obviously no random explosions*

As much as I hate to burst you two's bubble about how 'nice' the world with be without idiots, I am afraid that would end disastrously. Yes, we all KNOW that they're annoying as hell, but there is a simple fact of life: idiots are what is keeping the economy from going into a terrible recession.

You see, it's very simple. Companies need money to make their products and to make the investements necessary to keep them on a competitive edge. This competition is the market's "invisible hand" in the famous words of Adam Smith. Or as J.B. Say says, "Supply creates it's own deman."

But who would buy all the nonsense that is being sold today? Most things manufactured are just idiotic displays of idiots not having anything better to do with their money. Is it REALLY necessary that we have those stupid trendy clothes made for our animal pets who don't really want to be wearing them in the first place? How about those ridiculous gas-guzzling vechicles (like the Hummers) just to drop the kids off at school? Or how about a case for your case for your case (yes, I HAVE seen this)?

No, none of these above (and many other) stupid trinkets are needed. I would say any self-respecting person would avoid purchasing them simply out of embarrassement. And even IF you didn't take into account all the ridiculous nonsense we buy, we still buy other things (though interesting as they are) that are hardly necessary.

But who buys this mix of nonsense and cool things that aren't really necessary on a daily basis? Idiots, why of course!!! Why, if there weren't idiots to waste all their parent's money on stupid crap, we'd be on the road to another depression! And if America had a depression, this would affect the ENTIRE global economy negatively (since we import so much more unnecessary crap that we don't need, to fulfill our never ending desires).

so yes, idiots will be idiots, but they do have their purpose, though it is a difficult one to see.

Except George Bush. He should be shot already. *shudders* I think he goes WAY beyond just idiot though. I hate to think how the rest of the world must assume all Americans are so stupid since he was elected TWICE!! I think I want to go get my dual-citizenship from Mexico...or Greece, so I can run away when America goes to hell.

[Rojo]

[quote author=admin board=theworld thread=1203382191 post=1204926281Except George Bush. He should be shot already. *shudders* I think he goes WAY beyond just idiot though. I hate to think how the rest of the world must assume all Americans are so stupid since he was elected TWICE!! I think I want to go get my dual-citizenship from Mexico...or Greece, so I can run away when America goes to hell.[/quote]

Or UK! So I can show you the door, but it is up to you to open it.

[Seven]

Thank you for the invitiation--I've always wanted to go to the UK, but I actually have family in Greece and Mexico, thus why those two were the first ones I said.

*sighs* It sucks having all of your family on two different halves of the world. I wouldn't mind living on my Uncle's ranch with my cousins. I dare say that it might be kind of fun tending to the cows and such.
...I miss my family now.....

[Rojo]

*Hits self* Sorry. I have relatives in the USA, who I hardly ever see.

[Seven]

*laughs* no need to resort to self-abuse. It wasn't your fault. Sorry to hear that you too have relatives abroad.

[The Late Nemesis]

I think the point here was to exterminate idiots whom produce no real benefit for the world as a whole.